Movie Lovers,
The task of describing Heretic feels like Bill Hader’s Stefon sketch from SNL:
“If you’re looking for a wild night at the movies, we have just the film for you. A24’s Heretic has it all: Bob Ross Monopoly, a framed picture of Elizabeth Hurley’s dog from the 90s, the evangelical Christian girl from Spielberg’s The Fabelmans portraying a devout Mormon missionary, a stilted discussion about the marketing of Magnum condoms, quotes from Wes Craven’s Swamp Thing, a scented blueberry candle from Bed Bath & Beyond’s liquidation sale, and the Prime Minister from Love Actually wearing Jeffrey Dahmer’s glasses while doing a Jar Jar Binks’ impersonation.”
How the hell did we end up with this movie?
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