Linus G. Sebastian is in a pitch-black room. It's approximately one hundred square feet. He fumbles around the room for a light switch. No luck. Through the darkness, he can make out an overhead fixture. On it, a pull chain. There's just one problem: the ceiling is six feet high. In order to reach the light, Linus must assemble a dangerous stack of poorly-balanced chairs in low visibility. How did he get into this mess? He remembers doing a sponsor read for dbrand. “I should’ve never opened that box they sent me,” he mutters under his breath, arms stretched skyward. Standing atop a leaning tower of chairs, his fingertips just barely manage to grasp the chain. With a pull, light floods the room. The sudden flash blinds him for a moment. His eyes slowly adjust to the writing on the wall. It reads, "TECH TIP: YOU'RE ON TV." An arrow points to a ceiling-mounted security camera in the corner. He's the unwitting star of a livestream with an audience of millions. This is dbrand's endgame - the sponsor segment that never ends. One thing's for sure: Colton is definitely getting fired for this one.
