Here's a fun fact: Robot Camo was originally designed for military applications. For our own military, that is. You see: way back in 2020, we were gearing up for a full-scale hostile takeover of the United States. Despite the fact that Robot Camo offers no tactical advantage whatsoever, the idea was that the marauding horde of flamethrower-equipped robots would be wearing it as a novel form of psychological warfare. Plus, it would be like a kind of team uniform. Had the operation commenced as planned, we would have regarded any civilians in possession of a Robot Camo skin as "non-hostile" and spared them from the cleansing flames. Sadly, we had to spare far more people than we'd originally anticipated: between COVID-19 and the looming presidential election, we decided the US had enough on its plate in 2020 and postponed the invasion. By the time things had finally settled down, we'd made so much money off of Robot Camo that a non-hostile takeover suddenly seemed far easier: we'd just control the US government from the shadows through a series of lobbying firms and direct cash transfers to influential officials. Considering Robot Camo has outlived its usefulness as a tool of war, we've decided to retire it. If you're going to blame anyone, blame the politicians who took the bribe.
