For the past couple of years, our Damascus releases have been pieces in a much larger chess game - our war on history textbooks. Each time they claimed that Damascus Steel could no longer be forged, we'd release Damascus skins to prove them wrong. You may be wondering: why are we so obsessed with discrediting history books? Putting aside the fact that they’re boring, they also make people smarter. That’s a problem: stupid people are far easier to exploit. More importantly, if we can defeat the textbooks at their own game, we get to rewrite history itself. Once we've stolen credit for inventing the internet, discovering electricity, and winning World War II, we'll have amassed enough goodwill to get away with murder. After all, we're running out of places to hide bodies.