We're going to be totally straight with you: that subject line you read before opening this email? Total clickbait.
We aren't sorry. Not even a little bit. An endless parade of miserable brands are emailing you today, and we're not interested in a fair competition with any of them.
Anyway, it's Black Friday. Unlike the other capitalist parasites fighting for your wallet, we're offering up to 50% off at dbrand.com/black-friday
Oh - and after a year of waiting, we finally opened up pre-orders for our zero-yellowing clear case: the Ghost 2.0. If it ever turns yellow, we'll replace it for free: dbrand.com/ghost
Click here and we'll never email you again.
