For the past several years, we've been hard at work on a cartoonishly large laser beam designed to destroy the sun. This life-sustaining star has done a few things to end up on our hit list, but the most prominent reason has remained, until now, a secret. You see, we've always wanted to launch a non-yellowing clear case. The problem? Clear, rubberized plastic turns yellow when exposed to ultraviolet radiation. In other words, the sun has been relentlessly spitting in the face of our ambition for the past 4.6 billion years. After churning through countless scientists in an attempt to solve this problem, we came to the conclusion that the sun, much like the scientists, simply had to go. Evidently, we weren't thorough enough. Days before the laser's completion, one of the scientists, long thought dead, burst into the room with tattered clothes and an unkempt beard. He presented his schematics for the Ghost Case, complete with pages of evidence indicating that it wouldn't turn yellow. Needless to say, we used his research... but only after we'd finished the job.