Donald J. Trump

I love you, so will you fix this for me?

Your membership is on its last leg.

Notice on Social Security.

I’m asking with an open heart

I don’t like to gossip, but my advisors are talking about you

I designed this invitation myself!

This isn’t like you.

Are my messages getting through?

I’m asking with an open heart

Attention please!

[Name], I need your help.

I love you, so will you fix this for me?

Testing

The most prestigious board of leaders of assembled

You’ve been audited by Trump!

Are my messages getting through?