Hey amazing hooman frens!
WOOF WOOF!! It me, FINN 🐶 — ur bestest fren, Chief Taste Officer, and office snack-stealer. I’m typing this with paws so plz excuse da funny spellz.
Today iz WORK LIKE A DOG day… but that’s my LIFE. I sniff. I snoof. I test. I wag. I only say YES to the BEST stuff for pups like urs. (ur welcome.)
And now… look what I made 👇
One bath and BOOM — I went from swamp mutt to SPARKLE PRINCE. I legit barked at my reflection cuz I looked so good. Plot twist: IT WAZ ME.
Why it’s pawsome:
- Oaty-meal & aloooo for happy skin
- Smells clean (not like weird stuff)
- No not natural stuff (gross chemz = nope)
- Vet says ✅, my dog frenz say WOOF
Most “dental chews” are just pricey cookies. I tested, like, a LOT. These? They actually do the thing. AND taste like bacon. 10/10 would drool again.
- Ridges = SCRAPE SCRAPE plaque be gone
- Shiitake + enzymes = less tartars and bad breaths
- Minty bacon kisses for da win
- 92% planty stuff (USDA Certified!) 🌱
- Stronger than me when I see a squirrel
- Earth says “thank u fren”
🥇 MY PAW-MISE
Try ‘em. Don’t like ‘em? I refund ur money. I swears on my squeaky squirrels!!
Try ‘em. Don’t like ‘em? I refund ur money. I swears on my squeaky squirrels!!
P.S. I deserve treatz for writing dis. Plz tell CEO. BORK!!
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