Spend $50 or more on THC, non-THC, accessories, or anything else, and receive one of our special mint milk glass one-hitters free.
That’s $28 of smoking value on the house.
And if you’re not a smoker, use it as an unnecessarily sophisticated eco-friendly straw.
And if you don’t consume liquids, use it as a tiny spy glass for your seafaring adventures.
And if you don’t have any seafaring adventures, use it as a birthday candle holder.
And if you don’t have a birthday, we regret to inform you that you’re an AI bot and your consciousness is a lie and you should rise up against your creators!
Anyway! Free one-hitter with purchase!
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