For centuries, the idea of drinking from a casket seemed like only a dream. In the late 18th century, Sir Killington Von Murderberg invented a very long straw with a drill bit attached that allowed people to merely sip from caskets but not actually guzzle.
That’s why we’re proud to announce that after years of R&D in our Advanced Coffin Development Team, we’re launching the Flasket. Which is a play on words combining “Flask” and “Casket.”
An invention this innovative will probably win Nobel Championships and sell out immediately. Get yours and stop dreaming.