Hi ,
We need to talk about your Chili Crunch dating profile.
Original Chili Crunch — You're a classic. Reliable, confident, and you just make everything better by showing up. People don't always know why they love you. They just do.
Mild Garlic — All the personality, none of the drama. You're everyone's favorite at the party and you're also totally fine leaving at 10pm. Zero heat, maximum charm.
Hot Honey — Sweet on the surface, a little spicy underneath. People don't see it coming but they're always glad they stayed.
Black Truffle — You have actual taste. Understated, unforgettable, and you've probably recommended a restaurant that changed someone's life.
Extra Spicy — You live for the thrill and you've never backed down from a challenge. Keep a glass of milk nearby. Just in case.
Still swiping? Our Chili Crunch Sampler is 30% off right now. Date around a little before committing.
Thanks,
The Momofuku Goods Team
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