Wanna free spoon?
Hey there,
Cereal doesn't exactly scream romance, which makes today a bit of a toughie - so I've resorted to writing love poems to all our customers.
Here's yours:
Roses are red
Volets are blue
Something something
Want a free spoon?
If you said "yes"
Just subscribe to an 8 pack
We'll send you a free bowl and spoon.
Couldn't make this verse rhyme
Oh well click here
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