Dear Leisure Enthusiast,
As you may know, yesterday marked a very significant event for us here at Vacation® Incorporated — the grand opening of our 35-Year Corporate Time Capsule.
Our teams mobilized and cut through several tons of reinforced concrete with ceremonial precision. Yet as we reached the buried artifact, it became clear that what we unearthed was not, in fact, our company time capsule — but a collaborative project with the legendary PepsiCo of North America.
More details will be revealed in an upcoming press conference, but for now, remain vigilant for our next electronic mail correspondence.
With our continued commitment to leisure,
-The Executive Committee
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