When we learned that a one-of-a-kind ST FN Case Hardened #661 AK-47 had sold for north of a million dollars, we had one question: what in the world is an ST FN Case Hardened #661 AK-47? A few Google searches later, we had our answer: see, Counter-Strike guns are effectively NFTs you can shoot. Apparently, this particular Novelty Firearm Trinket had a rarity of about 1 in 21 million. This prompted an idea: what if we could take the bizarre shadow economy that's been built up around Counter-Strike skins... and recreate it in the real world? While this plan was sound in theory, we did hit one snag: even though we'd gone to the trouble of acquiring enough AK-47s to outfit a dozen armies and skinned each of them in Case Hardened patterns of various rarity, it's apparently "highly illegal" to sell assault weapons on the internet and ship them around the world. As a result, we had no choice but to reconfigure the entire campaign to something a little more familiar: skins and cases for your electronics. Now, if you'll excuse us: we have approximately 21 million AK-47s to flip on the black market.