Anything can be folded in half if you try hard enough. If you’re Samsung, this means spending millions to develop the bendiest phones since the iPhone 6 Plus. We, on the other hand, prefer to find more innovative uses for folding. Here’s an example: we recently acquired some money that we needed to launder. As an experiment, we tried folding our “laundry” to see if it made the job easier. Sadly, it didn’t help at all. It did, however, give us an idea when some IRS auditors came knocking. After all, they wouldn’t be working for the IRS if they wanted their spines to remain intact. Despite their continued protests that they “shouldn’t be bent that way,” we’re pleased to report that the permanent height reduction was a success. As for the “laundry,” it turns out that neatly-folded bills are perfect for bribery.