Our worst fears have been realized – all of our 3” vinyl sushi figures have been spotted in the wild, and they're more dangerous than we ever imagined. Among them, the elusive chase figures stand out as the Navy SEALs of the sushi world, the crème de la crème of culinary chaos. These figures are part of Superplastic's new blind box series, adding an extra layer of mystery to the mayhem.
What makes these figures so dangerous, you ask? • They've mastered the art of camouflage (ever seen a California roll blend in with shag carpeting? It's terrifying.) • They can turn anything into a weapon. ANYTHING. (You don't want to know what they can do with a bamboo mat.) • They've developed a taste for human flesh (but they'll settle for a good spicy tuna roll in a pinch)
Mark your calendars for September 12th at 2 PM ET, when you'll have the chance to round them up. If you spot one of these rare beasts, DO NOT ENGAGE. Text us evidence by clicking the link below and run like hell. And whatever you do, don't let them sweet-talk you with promises of unlimited soy sauce. It's a trap!
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