Listen up, sushi sleuths! Remember that "routine recall" we mentioned? Yeah, about that...
Our experimental preservative, DETH467, was originally intended to eliminate the need for refrigerating raw meats and fish... However, things went awry, and now our Bad Sushi have officially gone AWOL, and they're armed with more than just omega-3s. These mutant maki are trained assassins, capable of turning a pair of chopsticks into a deadly weapon faster than you can say "wasabi."
We need YOUR help to track down these fishy fugitives. Keep your eyes peeled for suspicious sushi activity, like:
β’ Sashimi slithering down the street
β’ Ninja stars made of nori
β’ Unexplained puddles of spicy mayo
Stay vigilant, stay hungry, and whatever you do, DON'T let them lure you in with their deliciously good looks. These Bad Sushi rolls will mess you up worse than gas station sushi on a hot summer day.