Hi,
The most important bicycle race in existence kicks off TODAY. And the Tour de Feed starts NOW.
184 riders. 21 brutal days. 2,075 miles of pure suffering across 🇫🇷France. And you’re plotting your own attacks on weekend miles and training buddies.
That’s why we’re excited to drop six bold new Mortal Hydration flavors – the official flavors of summer – that’ll keep you firing on all cylinders when the 🔥temperature peaks and the legs scream.
All new Mortal Flavors are Stevia-FREE!
And as long as the pros are circling France, you get 33% off all Mortal Hydration.
Meet Your New Weapons 🏹
Watermelon & Watermelon Salty
Grapefruit & Grapefruit Salty
Aloha & Aloha Salty
These aren’t weak-sauce flavors that fade after the first sip. Mortal Hydration engineered these to be intentionally bold – cutting through flavor boredom so you actually want to keep drinking instead of nursing the same bottle for hours.
The logic: Bold flavors prevent over-scooping to chase taste, which can lead to gastrointestinal distress and a waste of your nutrition💰budget.
Two Sodium Levels, One Goal
Regular flavors: 450 mg sodium per serving
Salty versions: 900 mg sodium for when you’re sweating like when you are doing intervals, or a hard run in the summer heat.
Want to dial in your perfect flavor?
You can sample each of the new flavors, in both regular and salty, in the NEW Mortal Hydration Sample Pack.
Grab the new Mortal Hydration flavors and leave dehydration and boring drinks in the dust. And all flavors are 33% off until the final podium in Paris.
Allez, allez – hydrate smarter.
-The Feed.
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